Monday, October 13, 2008

Clash of the Titans



What was this guy thinking?

Arnold Conrad, the former pastor of Grace Evangelical Free Church in Davenport, warmed up a McCain rally last week with the news that God will be really, really embarrassed if Barack Obama wins the November election.

“There are millions of people around this world praying to their god—whether it’s Hindu, Buddha, Allah—that his opponent wins, for a variety of reasons. And Lord, I pray that you will guard your own reputation, because they’re going to think that their God is bigger than you, if that happens,” said Conrad.

God doesn't need this shit. I mean, he worked his ass off, seven days and seven nights to create the universe, and the last thing he needs is to get dissed by that smart aleck Vishnu who's all "So, God, how's that Obama guy working out for you?", and Buddha going on with his "one with everything" psychobabble.

My God may be an awesome God, but he looks at the polls just like everyone else.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Paster Conrad" as Chris in the Sopranos talking to Tony playing "God":

"...You don't act on this Tone...I gotta question your leadership!"

Yes God, your rep in on the line. Don't let Bhudda dis you on this one! He's been talkin' smack about your candidate for six months now. We need some fire and brimstone, real wrath of God stuff.

The very sad aspect of all this is one inescapable point. Jesus Christ was all about forgiveness. He hung around with prostitutes and sinners. He fed the hungry, gave aid to the infirmed, and admonished his followers to judge not, lest you be judged.

That the religion that bears his name could be turned into a fetid, turgid pool from which springs, hate, intolerance, greed, judgementalism, racism, and exclusion is a mockery.

It also indicates that "men" like
"Pastor" Conrad should spend a little less time waving the bible around and a little more time reading it.

-Soft Words and Broad Swords -

Heraldblog said...

Jesus wouldn't stand a chance running as a Democrat.

Anonymous said...

And the finals:

Light vs Dark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z-aQAEA7U8

Congrats to President-elect Obama

direct quotes said...

That the religion that bears his name could be turned into a fetid, turgid pool from which springs, hate, intolerance, greed, judgementalism, racism, and exclusion is a mockery.

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